This is an actual email exchange between Husband and I. The "dopey dog" is our dog Juno, the 125 lb. one-year-old English Mastiff (she is so busted!) Here's how Husband responds to my sweating the small stuff...
Sent: Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:44 AM
Any suggestions on how to keep the dopey dog off the couch? I caught her there twice!
Sent: Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:49 AM
Poisonous droplets wedged between the cushions…male dog photos under the piano bench…treats distributor in the kitchen…induce runaway strategies, like “your real family lives in Chicago”…pawcuff her to the toilet…???