Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Husband's Email To Me

This is an actual email exchange between Husband and I. The "dopey dog" is our dog Juno, the 125 lb. one-year-old English Mastiff (she is so busted!) Here's how Husband responds to my sweating the small stuff...

From: Suzanne
Sent: Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:44 AM
To: Husband
Subject: d-o-g

Any suggestions on how to keep the dopey dog off the couch? I caught her there twice!

From: Husband
Sent: Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:49 AM
To: Suzanne
Subject: d-o-g
Poisonous droplets wedged between the cushions…male dog photos under the piano bench…treats distributor in the kitchen…induce runaway strategies, like “your real family lives in Chicago”…pawcuff her to the toilet…???


  1. Bahhh hahahaha!!!! You guys are funny :D

  2. Hilarious and it only took him 5 minutes. Thanks for the laugh. :)

  3. Too funny!
    My friend, Raquel, has a Mastif and they gave the dog her own room with a couch. ;)

  4. Hilarious!!! I did a post with our dog on the couch this morning too. Only it was the backyard couch. Only because the sun was shining. She's normally on the living room couch or our bed. Spoiled rotten.
    Your dog is sooooo stinkin' cute!!!! My husband calls our dog 'dumb dog' too. lol

  5. Male dog photos under the piano bench.


  6. I have to wish you good luck with this one. As I learned from my own Mastiff, "home is where you lay your head", and she owned my couch too. What's worse is she also slept in our bed O_o

    Still, the best dog I ever had - such a blessing to our family! RIP, Karma.

  7. Awww - she looks so happy there! But I am a no-dogs-on-the-furniture kinda gal, so you'll have to try some of his ideas! Ha!

  8. LOL...After a life time of dogs and cats I have learned one important lesson . . . I have never owned them, they have always owned me. So with that logic in mind, you're stuck! :-)

    BTW, great blog! I am really enjoying reading.


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